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CONTENTS: Cyclops balls / Nuptials / The spot / Fossil dentistry / Rippled / Wave power / Ancient rock art / If rocks had genes / Rebirth / Titanium branches / Racial harmony / Self comfort / Sort’a  ’bout water / Abstract art / Living in the Splash Zone / Old boys / Moon rocks / Whirling dervish drillers / Do you speak Rock? / Cheese n chalk / All hail the Tea-stained veil / Fossil flipflops / Grindstone Piranhas / Dickbrain / The colour of invisible Oxygen / Graven cave chocolate / Celestial Universe / Petrified Leviathan

 

As in the tradition of ‘lick, sip, suck, savour,’ look at the photo/s, try to guess the poem’s topic, read the poem, reflect back on the image/s and the topic.

 

                                 Cyclops balls

Who knew?

Cyclops played beach volleyball, at low tide

Discarded balls buried, over time petrified

Fracked by lightning bolts, gods preside

Fractured, forsaken, beach balls buried

Micro-crystalline silicates layered, unvaried

Erosion-exposed, agate-filled fractures, married

As polyhedron, stone volleyball defiance

Kick hard as you like, inertial alliance

More plausible origin? Over to science.

 

 

                          Nuptials

Two dinosaurs’ wedding day during their epoch

Dared to be different while tying the knot

Ice cream wedding cake’s striated swirly mix

Cut, not eaten, “Fuck the apocalypse!”

Chicxulub meteorite buried their life’s plan

Cake then fossilised, tilted as Nature can

Leaves us to wonder at life’s cruel fate

Who’da known, when they set the date?

But the cake knife’s whereabouts remains a mystery

Along with the Bride and Groom’s attire history…

 

 

                         The spot

There is in every mystery novel plot

A time, a place where X marks the spot

Where something happened, someone got shot

In anger, revenge, jealousy raging hot

But what happened here, time has forgot

A mystery to ponder, we’ll never know what…

 

 

                          Fossil dentistry

Folded towels and surgical gowns

Sterilised, clean to meet nervous frowns

Fresh new swabs stacked handy for use

Blood and rinse water’s surgical sluice

Dentist’s drill laying quietly in wait

The dreaded sound of imminent fate

Crumpled swabs methodically discarded

Blotted blood-stains duly disregarded

Dentist’s shoes and ridge-back remains

Scaley existence now rock-strata stains

Patient’s jaw with healthy molars

Fossilised like X-ray watercolours

Abscessed molar in extraction tray

Removal’s need shown by decay

Bloodied gums with roots post-removal

Pre-suture closure for patient approval

Then the Meteorite’s brutal intervention

Scales’ defiance define present attention.

 

 

                              Rippled

Forces unimaginable, origins of the Universe

Energy, matter, mystery, Big Bang’s blunt disperse

Colliding giant Black Holes, Supernovae impart

Gravitational ripples: unseen Kinetic art.

 

 

                     Wave power

Main waves’ might, go with the flow

Others reflective, contrarian paths go

Some constructive, add sand to beach

Or erode, take from barefoot’s reach

Some interactive, with complex refractions

Accordingly choose new intriguing directions…

 

 

              Ancient rock art

No ground ochre, no human hand

Nor grass-stalk brush, chewed-end fanned

No firestick lit, nor mouth-sprayed stencil

Nor spraycan, crayon, feltpen, pencil

But rock strata buried, subsoil deep

Crack-delivered, groundwater’s seep

Depositing minerals as far as would creep

Nature’s enigmatic rock art, ours to keep.

 

 

 

                               If rocks had genes

If Rocks had genes, would they change their game as played?

Some made from sediment, layers of every shade

Some are birthed from Magma, mineral crystals neat

Others metamorphosed, after re-melts heat.

 

Rocks would be like lollies, ribbons of every colour

Faces shaped and shiny, others plain and duller

And some with luck, would stand out like a beacon

Colours matched, striped and swirled, no faults with which to weaken.

 

Those with genes for Chemistry, minerals with high value

“I’m worth mining, crushed and smelted!” surely they would tell you

And so they would, as they should, each find a common use

Doorstop, gem or building stone, their power to seduce.

 

 

                       Rebirth

River-washed sands, watery seafloor graveyard mourn

Thick layers, percolating, cementing minerals, sandstone born

Tectonic uplift, cracked into blocks, warp and wefts

Water-borne, ferrous minerals, seep in, fill clefts

Tectonic uplift, raised seafloor now dry land

Wind, water, salt sculpts softer sandstone bland

Wafered razors, stand proud with suave style

Blue sky above, toothless, approving smile.

 

 

                  Titanium branches

The Cretaceous Era, a warmer clime

New species flourished, evolution’s prime

Flowering plants, insects pollinating

Early Mammals doing their furred thing

The evolutionary tree’s bold new branches

Chance mutations sow multiple tranches

Then the meteorite, Chicxulub Crater

Extinctions, most species: see ya later

Above and below the K-Pg Boundary

Stark comparison, dead life-forms’ foundry

Only seen now as fossils unearthed

Same as life’s tree, rough seas birthed.

 

 

                               Racial harmony

All too well we know, the vagaries of skin colour

Smugness, hurt, UV protection, but racisms ugly collar

But what about the Algal zone, seaweed’s segregation?

Colour-coded seaside suburbs, cause for consternation?

First there is the green zone, Chlorophyll doing the job

Absorbing blue and red light, leaves green reflected snob

Then next in deeper water, now less light to share

More pigment is required, brown Xanthophylls the snare

Then deeper past the brown zone, light is now more scarce

Rhodopsin red’s the answer, red algae show their wares

With secretive separate sex lives, no inter-racial marriage!

Gametes grown and subtly thrown, into their saline carriage

These shoreline seabed seaweeds, succumb to stormy seas

Crashing waves and surging wash, pluck them off with ease

Smashed from their security, strewn upon the shore

Snuggled up in racial harmony, for their final snore…

 

 

                Self comfort

Ephemeral footprint, somebody’s toes

Who or why, nobody knows

Curled up comfort, flood tide’s fate

Discarded leaf’s lonely wait…

 

 

             Sort’a  ’bout water

Peaceful, serene, random order

Even old shells, a restful boarder

But Nature’s message, there to read

Peril to ignore, with human greed.

Challenging times, stormy weather

One good omen: a lone black feather

Spiritual sign of faith and trust

Hope, solutions, not forlorn dust.

The entry points, Nature’s plughole

Provident rains, gravity’s goal

Seeping down through porous rock

To fill Artesian’s timeless sock.

Trees: rainmakers, deep roots suck

Groundwater, minerals, make yer own luck

Evapotranspiration, Nature’s rain solution

And Boabs, Bottle trees, storage execution.

And timeless geology, weathered morphology

Allowing soakage for flood-rain meteorology

Channel Country seeping towards Lake Eyre

Refilling the basin, the Artesian to share.

Each bore uncapped, waste water lost

A dam, climate change, replenishment cost

Fracking, gas production, pollution with no care

Destroy at your peril, greedy humans beware…

 

 

                      Abstract art

A blank stone canvas, plain, boring, bland

Single-celled Cyanophytes’ opportune stand

Enticed by moisture, light, and mineral ions

Pigments, species unique, subtley etched by scions.

 

 

               Living in the Splash Zone

In the dress-circle zone, above inter-tidal reach

Spring high-tide rough seas’ spray will breech

The dry rock surfaces’ indents to fill

Saltwater mini-pools, sun’s heat will distil

Water from salt, in gapped mineral grains

Salt crystals chisel, rock crumbs from plains

Salt-wedged pudlets pockmarked throughout

Deeper and deeper, with each new drought.

 

Hint: look for the faces, eyes, noses, mouths.

                    Old boys

“I say old boy, where’d you get that silly accent?”

“From Eton old sausage, it’s where I went.”

“Well old chap, stop eating old sausage!”

Knees bent, feet wet, poolside hostage

Thin, fat, tall, short, eyes shut or winking

Old brows brandied, loud or thinking

Furtive, slit or gape-mouthed in a row

Silly, stone sausages spruik what they know.

 

 

                 Moon rocks

Paired boxy buttocks, pressed ham, cheek to cheek

Bared boulder buns, attention sure to seek

Bum cracks, bullocks, white botrot’s coin-slot trawl

Mooning at the moon, cos rocks can’t howl, at all.

 

 

                 Whirling dervish drillers

On Mohs Scale of Hardness, Diamond is king

But igneous Basalt’s a pretty good thing

With water flow’s energy, spinning them round

And low tide resting, post-drilling soft ground

Shift-working drillers, first make a bowl

Countless tides later, a cylindrical Namma hole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

             Do you speak Rock?

(Silent secret sentinels, or severe salt wedgie?)

Hieroglyphics, discovered in tombs, unlock age-old secrets

Of lost civilizations, images now digitized, binary, stored octuplets

Language, pronouncements, wisdom, laws, all coded as scripts

Stone tablet, leather, parchment, discs, history’s treasured crypts

Does nature have similar, obvious, secret proclivity

For code on rocks, warning, of its own vulnerability?

 

 

                        Cheese n chalk

Propionibacteria belch, hard Swiss cheese CO2 Bubbles

Penicillium mould, grows blue veins, whose chemistry then snuggles

With putrid foot odour’s Brevibacterium olfactory baulk

Difference in these rock cheeses, just like, well, cheese n chalk.

 

 

          All hail, the Tea-stained veil

Lace-thin, and delicate, cave ceiling shawl

Carbonate crystals, perfect, no missing spall

Wet seasons brown, drought years white

Groundwater tannins, past climate in sight.

 

 

Fossil flipflops

Ever wandered a windswept beach

Only left-foot thongs litter, why’s? beseech

Wonder no more at this eerie thing

The answer: blue bottles with their fearsome sting.

 

Blue bottles, Physalia, have a float-come-sail

Asymmetrical, from which tentacles trail

Two varieties, left-handed and right

Determines their survival, or thong-like plight.

 

Lefties may sail, forty degrees, left of the breeze

The other half do opposite with right-handed ease

So half might perish, washed ashore, dead

The other half survive, reproduce instead.

 

Rubber thongs, flipflops, share same asymmetry

Thus sail the same, beached tideline visibility

To make us wonder, the missing one’s destination

Does the wind whisper, its secret location?

 

                    Grindstone Piranhas

Seemingly solid, intertidal sentinels

Dissipating sea forces, nature’s cartels

But high tide invasion

Wave surge liaison

With energised round rubbing

Piranhas, rolling, to and fro scrubbing

Relentlessly rasping, rubbley faciles

Bouldery hide of defenceless sessiles

Worn-weary legs the price to pay

For shiny smooth skin’s attractive display

With low tide’s brief, but peaceful reprieve

A restful scene, with which to deceive.

 

Dickbrain

“Hey everyone, look what I done!”

Half an hour spent in the burning Sun

Graffiti-gouged image of his knob-like brain

Bogan-grinned loser initials his name.

 

        The colour of invisible oxygen

Earth’s early atmosphere had no Oxygen

But abundant Methane, CO2, Ammonia, Nitrogen

Then evolved unicellular, chlorophylled, photosynthesis

And primitive Acrogens, to emit O2’s stimulus

To change Earth’s inorganic mineral crust

By reacting with Iron to form red rust

Which infiltrated every rock crevice, cavity, cracks

And Iron-fixing bacteria’s iron-ore stacks

With all the Iron oxidised, now atmosphere to fill

Allowed aerobes and animals, to evolve at nature’s will

But left our rocks’ legacy, our eyes’ joy to tread

Rock pastels splashed aplenty, burnt orange and rich red.

 

 

 

                Graven cave chocolate

Patient rocks eroded, floods recurrent

Transported, suspended sediment

Colloidal humus added

Cavern deposited

Dry times, dehydrated

Cleaved grids of chocolate

Slick, silent, enticing, defiant

Awaiting burial, concretion, ossification

Sensual, glistening, unlikely, eternal potential.

 

 

                    Celestial universe

Elliptical, concentric, gravity-bound atomic omelette

Masses: solar, planetary, lunar, asteroid, comet

Countless, clustered, spatial, seemingly scattered

In innumerable galaxies invariably sparsely mattered

Blackholes lurking, event horizon smirking

Ultimate, universal autocrats working

To bend laws of Physics beyond our know

As stars, galaxies, consumed as they grow

Multi, merging, fractured universes, ponder with awe

Explanatory patterns, do these rocks draw?

 

 

 

 

Petrified Leviathan

 

Slow plodding, ponderous, ground-shaking giant

Faltering last steps, after death, fossilized, unpliant

Furrowed brow, jumbled teeth, cheekbone, sunken nose

Where remnant eyes stare, nobody  knows.