Political

Caution: the odd poem may contain swear words.

CONTENTS: Fake make-believers / Lactating zealots / Illegal: a sick bird / Trans-diapause / Same difference / NO resumes / The donut difference / One of many #NO-HOs / Mirror interest / Good, better, worst / Dick spuds / The Voice laryngitis / Sucked seeds / War sores / Rooned / Plague of plaque / Feet up / Parallel Universes 101 / Ellen Pee (rap with a silent ‘C’) / One plus one / Don’t ask, don’t tell / Done over / Children overboard overlord / My shout! / Da Plan / A good fire / Spinners are grinners / Lie dyed ties / Minors milked by miners / Who’s worse? / Dented /  The Lied Piper / Freedumb / Rubberstamp toads in red heels / Covid: the interview / Everything but… / Taliban or Teleman? / Fatboy / Compulsive loopies / Warfor? / Poor Potty / Jack and Jill / Fact or friction? / Nothing to see… / Bein’ LNP’d / Terrorism’s whipping boys… (and girls) / Truth or dare / The fifteenth man / Divine porkies / One of many… / Whose staffer? / Syllables / Seein’ the Corona, via eclipsed light / Joke or Journalist? / Wealth / The unreal newsreel / Climbing the ladder / The fuxer / The Miscellaneous Allied Flute-reamers & Pipe-joiners / Blowflies / Inheritance tax / PTD / Rattus rattus / Evil / Blood suckers / Hobbled, nobbled turkeys gobbled / Swamps / Btrootr / Question Time: Rooter? Rorter? Oughta? / The worst -ology / Impotent, important POTUS / The Attic / Our dog’s got rich fleas / My owl impression: Who? / Refugees / Global village, two warring tribes

 

 

                    Fake make-believers 

They proclaim themselves as the chosen ones

The origin of reason for hot cross buns

The proof of their claim: their Holy Book

The Hewbrew Bible, for their own they took.

 

But genetic tests show very few Zionists

Are decendants of the biblical religionists

So their stated claim to the biblical birthplace

Displacing inhabitants, has no factual base.

 

Espousing the Gospel, the Ten Commandments

‘Though shalt not kill,’ such sacred pronouncements

So living a pure life gains entry to Heaven

Guaranteed beneficiary of the Ascension.

 

Now if as spruiked, they’re off to eternal life

How can it be, their obvious sins so rife?

And why need that land, second coming so near?

Nothing so evil as a murdering veneer-seer’s sneer.

 

 

                                      Lactating zealots

We fossil fuel moguls have our huge profits to protect

So how to ensconce governments, a servile puppet target

We’ve got mainstream media, singing our sleazy song

But how to con the voters, who see the climate’s wrong?

 

We’ll win the vote if we sway just fifteen-odd percent

But who and how to recruit, to covertly circumvent?

Ahh…! There’s no bigger zealot than a religious zealot!

Who’s pre-formed, already enchained, by concocted prelate.

 

We know they now follow, social media, TV forums and bots

Slavishly adopting mindsets, beliefs plus denial clots

Promise them: “No abortions!” they’ll overlook genocide

And embrace conspiracies, and promote them with pious pride.

 

So, first we’ll fund forums, quasi-religious associations

Atlas, Advance, CPAC, to promote and and meet their expectations

Already on the path to their ‘Seven Mountains’ mandate

Easy meat to mince, foot soldiers who diligently lactate.

 

So then we’ll get them bleating: HAARP and Chemtrail garbage

The ‘real’ cause (not fossil fuels) of current climate-change carnage

And modify the lies and message, as new threats thus arise

So due to some God’s will and testament: the Referendum dies…

 

 

Illegal: a sick bird

Judicial appointments by the LNP in government

Right wing elites, school ties, guaranteed malevolent

Judges unelected, unquestioned, lengthy tenure

Non-disclosure of values, beliefs, mostly male gender.

 

No transparency, inherent racial, social bias

Indigenous incarceration, sexism impious

Precedents, methodology and contrived laws

Dismay at acquittals, appeals and sentencing flaws.

 

Appeals twice rejected, to toe the right-wing line

Then suddenly, Labor in power, the same appeal fine

Embarrass, foment trouble for those perceived usurpers

Invisible wigs’ fresh fodder for the media-mate chirpers.

 

 

                                Trans-diapause

Cold-blooded insects die out when winter comes

No food, cold enzymes, no metabolic crumbs

But larvae and pupae go into diapause

Suspended, even frozen, ‘til Spring’s warm thaws.

 

But one species of grub: the LNP ex-MP

Does trans-diapause, the heat-survival strategy

Voted out, corruption, scandal, too hot so retires

Cool rebirth, years later, TV interviews, expert liars.

 

 

                                             Same difference

‘Democracies’ decry control by despotic dictatorships

China, North Korea, Russia: ruled by cruel iron whips

State-run media, censorship, propaganda and lies

By luxuriant elites, insider connections, corruption-fed ties.

 

‘Democracies’ allow personal rights, enterprise and freedoms

Free press, social platforms, monopolised mogul-owned media serfdoms

The right to print lies, biased cover-ups, fake sources, false opinions

To foment hate, political divisions, demonise minorities, hijack elections.

 

Our lucky country allows charities, with tax-deductable donations

Dark-monied think tanks to covertly spread evil misinformations

To pervert sheeple mind-sets, elites’ agendas’ protest movements…

Lucky we’re free of Xi Jin, Kim Jong and Poo Tin’s torments…

 

 

                                                   NO resumes

A casual flick through the ‘no’ spruikers’ curriculums vitae:

 

  • The reliability of the US military/Industrial puke in winning confected wars
  • The ethics of big Pharma’s drugs that don’t work, cause harm
  • The respectability of a grubby-gobby grog-hog redneck Btrootr
  • The mendacity of a mobster defending murder charges
  • The affability of a destructive nocturnal lawn grub
  • The obsequiousness of a salivating lobbyist
  • The empathy of Transylvania’s Vlad the Impaler
  • The honesty and truth of a Brexit or MAGA campaign
  • The conflicted interest of a big-four consulting conglomerate
  • The repugnance of a lying licentious LNP staffer
  • The racism of the euuuw-knighted States’ Klu Klux Klan
  • All the credibility of a depraved-despot predatory Poo tin

 

Caveat emptor: buyer/backer beware the slimy snare…

 

 

                       The donut difference

The LNP toads, taking the ‘O’ out of COUNTRY

Vote ‘no,’ for membership and free entry

To continue the history of colonial thuggery

To those who welcome US to THEIR country

Dispossessed after millennia of laudatory curatory

Conned by same causes of Brexit, Frump’s excretory

Buy your place in the land of the landed gentry?

The elitists, they despise and deride you secretly

With their smug, self-assured, insider effrontery

So don’t get blubbery, your needs deemed perfunctory

Screwed by the adultery deeds of the exclusive cuntry

C’mon Aussies, prove we’re not a dilatory repository

A collective of holes where one shoves a suppository

Vote ‘YES,’ or cop the punitory, condemnatory purgatory.

 

 

One of many #NO-HOs

The rapacious raw onion dip (shit)

The pedo-protecting cattle tick

The church-promoted road’s collar

The shirt-front ‘You bet you will’ holler

The ‘Shit happens’ and Prince’s knighthood

The advice, when ironing, to the sisterhood

The acclaim that even Canadia would

The ALP ‘job loss Holocaust’ should

The pissed n missed the crucial vote

The dying Bernie Banton amoral anecdote

The Invasion was English foreign investment

The Liberal colleague’s suicide amusement

The daughters advice on losing virginity

The abortion ‘Easy way out…’ senility

The cuts to Indigenous support then gloat

The ‘Lifestyle choice’ to those living remote

The never-was, has-been Credlin shame show

The ‘Don’t know? Donkey vote No!’ ho…

 

 

        Mirror interest

Wad’a we want?

Self-interest!

When d’we want it?

Now!

Look in the mirror, wad’a ya see?

Self-interest’s sacred cow.

How d’ya get it, this self-interest?

By self-centred means, anyhow!

What’s the go with self-interest?

A secret donor sow

Lies the media allow

To start a ‘take sides’ row

Spruik the ‘no’ vote vow!

Take the ‘job done’ bow…

 

 

                 Good, better, worst

People are saying, “Scomo’s the worst!”

I disagree: another cunt came first

(r)Abbott and fellow grub-scum hashtags

Just rode on the rat-cunt’s shoulder pads.

 

The foundation for evil, craftily created

Ugly social norms, sneakily perpetrated

Racism, leaners, greenies, and Lefties

With predatory grifters, rorters as besties.

 

Populism, privatised, profitised, polarisation

Vote-buying, post-truth, non-secularisation

War-mongering, cover-ups, political affiliation

The lying rodent’s true legacy: vile vilification.

 

 

                       Dick spuds

Dictators come and dick-tatoes go

Killed, deposed, replaced by a foe

Human history consistently shows

Transient fate of those ‘on the nose.’

 

Various types of dictator arise

By coup, civil war, invasion’s surprise

And hijacked democracy, plus judiciaries

Despots, religious, exploiters of unwaries.

 

Sigh…

 

 

                         The Voice laryngitis

Reckon I’d be hard-pressed to find someone who

An Aussie whose current, general point of view

Supports Russia in their invasion of Ukraine

The bombings, murders, stolen land so plain.

 

But heaps of those same Aussies loudly

Say, “No!” to ‘The Voice’ publicly, proudly

Can’t/won’t see First People’s same tragic fate

Disgusting that ‘The Voice’ is even a debate!

 

 

After-thought:

Now if Ukraine skin colour was non-white

Would the racists worry about their plight?

As the opportunists row their sick boat

Harness the haters with “Don’t know, donkey vote!”

 

 

                    Sucked seeds

Hilarious to hear LNP toads explain

Why they lost, how to change, to regain

No mention of corrupt, criminal crooks

Nor self-centred, self-aggrandised, self-entitled sooks

Nor muck-mired, amoral, munts in bible robes

Nor inaction on climate, or integrity probes

Nor clueless incompetents, parachuted clowns

And similar civil stooges in official gowns

Nor wanton waste of taxpayers’ money

With billions for mates’ secret pots of honey

Nor ‘All for the rich, pain for the poor!’

And creating lowered wages, giving them ‘what for’

Nor mountains of debt, both public and private

And inflation, interest rates, the dour housing state

Nor privatisations whence profit punts priority

Nor health care, education: funding the rich minority

Nor disastrous defence spending, duds buy duds

Nor export trade sanctions, fake wars spruiked by Spuds.

So double down on “No!” and right-wing bigotry

Pander to the fully-franked, ignorant, bucolic seniority

Accuse/blame new government of their own misdeeds

Re-write history, pretend what-yer-not, suck seeds…

 

 

                   War sores

We win the war, at what cost?

We lose the war, everything lost

We don’t engage, we won’t enrage

We trade our way, sovereign sage.

 

War hawks sow, informed ignorance

Lobbyists’ secret, ear-worm trance

Government commits, insiders’ payday

Rinse, repeat: “All the way with LBJ!”

 

 

                                              Rooned

“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan, if the truth gets out

“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan, if the ICAC’s about

So we’ll use our murky media mates, to cover, lie n shout

And our loyal lobbyist insiders, to give us covert clout…

 

 

                            Plague of plaque 

Inept ministers, LNP flops, dumped at the polls

No talent, right connections, self-acclaim extolls

New ‘career,’ directorships, so well-remunerated

Blustering, stale tubes of gap sealant, so venerated

Pushing out talent, women, perfect candidates

Like Colgates, quietly achieving, talent, gives mandates

Cleaning, renewing, strengthening with no decay

Not slugs, twice their use-by dates, blocking the way.

 

 

                                  Feet up

Legislation, regulation passing by the shipload

Inequity, equality, gouging: hammered or by goad

The LNP shit show fast-fading in the rear-view

ALP, public servants, progressive cross-bench new

Bent, lazy LNP crooks: feet up on their desks

Fingers clasped ‘hind empty heads verbally swatting pesks

Only times engaged to hold each others’ dicks

Or dial a deal, do a steal with crony donor pricks.

 

 

     Parallel Universes 101

If at first you don’t suck seed

Lie, lie again ‘til you bleed

Changed by lies’ quantum slime

Altered Topology of Spacetime

Quantum tunnel to paired Universe

Then Wormhole back, in reverse

Tell the same lies, rinse and repeat

Event Horizon media’s feat

And Dark Matter’s, covert momentum

Backbench support, donor-crony scum

Shape-shifting truth from his lies

That which he glibly then denies

Suddenly true! Dark Energy’s trick

Lies transformed by a dead-set prick.

 

 

    Ellen Pee

(rap with a silent ‘c’)

 

Gun totin’

Murdoch gloatin’

PHON dotin’

Conspiracy floatin’

Coal votin’

Miss quotin’

Deep throatin’

Fakebook bloatin’

Climate somethin’

Redneck moatin’

Big ‘truck’ notin’

Trump lie quotin’

Unstopped boatin’

Corrupt cloakin’

Integrity chokin’

Sugar coatin’

Scape goatin’

Racism pokin’

Backwards motion

ICAC roastin’

Shit spoken

LNP un-woken.

 

 

             One plus one

One plus one equals two

Services supplied, and a wage to you

A win-win arrangement thus agreed

Maximum gain, for mutual need.

 

But introduce a middle-man

Where profit is, the main plan

One plus one, can’t equal three

Except three problems there to see.

 

Higher cost to allow a profit?

Shabby service, customers cop it?

Or lower wages for the same job?

(add corruption if a Government lob).

 

So basic services like Health, Education

Training, Jobs-finding, Aged-care’s abrogation

Government-run with no profit due

One plus one always equals two.

 

 

                      Don’t ask, don’t tell

Media mates’ mendacious manhole covers

For LNP arseholes’ attenuating smothers

Revealed rampant rorting, wanton waste

Corruption cover-ups’ hidden haste

Delusional denier, licentious liar

Photo-op pretender, protected pariah

Multipled Minister, secret, sinister

Political AfterPay: buy (lies) now, pay later.

 

 

                              Done over

Our country, our land, our gas, our coal

Mined and shipped off, leaving a dust bowl

Confected Oz shortage, hiked price enhancement

Foreign elites gouge, complicit LNP ‘government’

With faked ‘urgent need’ to open new gas fields

Fracked, wrecked aquafers gross dividend yields.

 

 

     Children overboard overlord

The worn-out wheelie bin flaps its lid

Belching untruths like it always did

Yesteryear’s reminder of confected wars

Soldiers’ trauma’s still festering sores

Rallying the rusted-ons’ psycho cause

Desperate stalling of ICAC’s laws

Bin full of secrets, deals and dirt files

Protective armour, worn internal style

Pathetic still-wannabe, a junked has-been

Re-writing history, scene by obscene

A turd in a tank with flimsy arms

Gloved white hands, self-polishing psalms

His tax-free pension and post-PM perks

This year our highest-cost pollie lurks

Wheelie bin Dalek’s false alarm call

War crimes trial revealing it all

Lying rodent’s mates’ attempts to stall

We will decide that truth comes to fore

And the circumstance in which we gnaw

Corrupt criminal governments’ deserved fall

Decades to fix their legacy’s pawl…

 

 

               My shout!

Hey, it’s my pleasure to shout!

Aussies finally got some clout

Voted snake oil Smirko out

He who wouldn’t ever shout

Even if a white shark bit him

Talkin’ tongues, singing hymns

Lurking low-life lying lout

High-vis photo op layabout

Now to fix the dire damage…

How will we ever manage?

It won’t be easy for Albanese

Cos of rorts by Captain Sleazy

And waste and record debt

Albo’s team a certain bet

Not Voldemort rebirthed Dutto

And his sidekick beetroot Blotto.

 

 

                                  Da Plan

“Hey, the election’s on, I’ve got a cunning plan.”

“A plan? What’s that?”

“Yeah, alright, but lie I can.”

“I stuffed everything Covid, so that, I’ve got to hide

My media mates will cover up, confect a free ride.”

 

“ We’ll let it rip, no restrictions, make it a non-issue

Let old croaks die, not ask why, not a teary tissue

Cos their Wills’ beneficiaries will spend that inheritance

Good for business mates, our economic bromance.”

 

“And all these Pensioners, the disabled, health compromised

All bludgers on welfare, our deficit chastised

Wiped from the slate whence Covid demised

‘Strong economic management!’ Budget canonized.”

 

 

                    A good fire

The march of greedy millionaires

Compelled to become billionaires

Aided by marauding minions

Enslaved by corrupted pillions

Dog-whistling to marching morons

Who’ll pay for the ill-gained coupons

One dead-set comforting cling-on

If you see smoke, on the horizon

It’s not a scary raring bushfire

It’s Smirko’s funeral pants a-pyre.

 

 

                               Spinners are grinners

Hey, Mister Insurance man! I know your policy plan

It’s all designed, data-based, to max the profits man!

But what about the policies, proffered by the Pollies?

Their motive, factual basis, designed to whet whose jollies?

 

Are they just glib talk, pamphlets, pork and promise?

Response when challenged, “I reject your question’s premise!”

Spin from spivs only gives, hollow hopes’ projections

Just enough, for long enough, to steal the due elections.

 

The game is played to a plan based on opposite speak

Whatever the rort, waste of money, stuff-ups at their peak

Claim the opposite, spruik STRONG everything and big plans

With no plans, just neglect, incompetent also-rans.

 

A curse I care, in despair, at all the elected cunts

How easy it is, to suck them in, the mass-moronic munts

Year on year, peer by peer, the cheer of the toady dunce

Slim, disappeared? The chance of getting it right just once…!

 

 

              Lie dyed ties

Imagine being Smirko’s ties

Being the brunt of all those lies

Slobber, blather, bluster, shirk

Deny, ignore, reject and smirk

Lurking, listening, from his fat neck

Knowing all of his dodgy deck

Bigot, racist or dog-whistle card

Ducking, weaving empathy retard

Having to wear his every premise

All the while appearing spotless

Despite despoilment’s only pay

Happiness is dry-cleaning day.

 

 

Minors milked by miners

Miners come, miners go

Ore all gone, nil profits flow

Secretive game and public con

Legacies linger long after gone

 

Leases granted on false projections

Favours lobbied by political connections

Ex-politicians employed for influence

Drafted laws by ex-bureaucrat coincidence

 

Roads and railways, infrastructure costs

Taxpayer-funded by debt imposts

Royalties false claim as taxes paid

Offshored profits for real tax evade

 

Special Visa treatment, enviro-exemptions

No closure clean-up by fudged extensions

Enviro-hazards, and toxic chemical waste

Low remedial bonds lodged: costs outpaced

 

Or one-dollar mine sale to a shelf company

Bankruptcy results, now public liability

Taxpayer then pays, billions for repair

Crony government squeal: economic ‘scare’

 

Or mine never closes, with a daily visit

Stooge worker drive-by: compliance exhibit

Meanwhile lobbyists and paid media

Public perception nudged: importance needier

 

Oz ownership, jobs, and economic size

Fake news free ride: no real surprise

With hidden grey gifts and ‘critical infrastructure’

Urgent cull need: the milking machine vulture.

 

 

                          Who’s worse?

Corrupt: dishonest, doing favours for gain

Those not favoured, pay and cop the pain

Pollies buy votes with Taxpayers’ money

Contracts, laws for mates, free sweet pot honey.

 

The job of journalists, their raison d’être

Inform, reveal truth, keep public trust

Now mostly cover-ups: non/misreporting

And lies, concocted to distract from rorting.

 

And personal promotion of fake wannabes, brands

And public assassination, by elites’ news stands

Which corruption is worse, pollie or ‘journo?’

Paid to write lies, confect repugnant faux.

 

 

                                 Dented

Everything these days is unprecedented

Bushfires, floods, Giga-bytes, all documented

Fashion, looks, wealth: all complimented

Atypical, plain, reliable: so lamented

Empathy, morals derailed, disoriented

Lies, conspiracies, motives invented

Despot leaders with minions demented

Minorities, refugees, by racists resented

Photo-op Ministers by flags ornamented

Taxes, enabled, by loopholes circumvented

Whistle-blowers, Reports: redacted, compartmented

Distractions as cover-ups, straight-faced presented

Statistics, indices, National Accounts misrepresented

Insiders: connections, dirt files, silence cemented

Crises, printed money, elites’ wealth augmented

Wage earners, oldies, the poor malcontented

Fossil fuel industries, taxpayer supplemented

Climate change, extinctions, ecocide unrepented

Nil-tender contracts: donor-cronies alimented

Scandals, rorts, corruption: LNP shit-scented

The emperors of lies and spin ungarmented

Honest, caring folk, by cheating cons tormented

Loathing fermented, unassented anger vented

Voters decremented for those unprevented?

Won’t hold my breath ‘til that’s implemented…

 

 

                       The Lied Piper

“Hear ye, Here ye!” from the Town Crier

 

Big on announcements, voice octave higher

 

“We’re head of the queue!” from the Shire liar

 

Breathless give-away, pants on fire

 

Fake photo-op fantasy briar

 

Pretentious puke ukulele trier

 

Career evaporation, polls dire

 

Policy wasteland, desperation choir

 

Meaningless drivel from the Lied Piper

 

Conned rodents, only species to ‘decipher.’

 

 

                               Freedumb

“Wad’a we want?!”

“Freedumb!”

When d’we want it?”

“Now!”

Watching your behaviour, you’ve got it anyhow.

 

Demanding the right to die, by choosing to be un-vaxxed

Reveals your sorry brain’s been, conned, dogmatically hacked.

 

Demanding your own human rights, but at the same time

Demanding your right to tell others, dying or in life’s prime

 

What they must do with their bodies, eg. when pregnant

Religious Freedumb to persecute, outrageously repugnant.

 

 

Rubberstamp toads in red heels

LNP toads have no gender

But certainly do, have an agenda

Close ranks, keep shtum, tacit support

For misogyny, sexism, inequality’s rort.

 

 Career path, harassment, childcare, work

No sisterhood support: attack or shirk

Chaff bags, slut Juliar! Cowardly sleight

Cat calls, guffaws, malicious delight.

 

Then post parliamentary, public sophistry

Falsified narrative, re-write own history

Suddenly a feminist, champion of the cause

Hiding behind coiffure, manicured pussy paws.

 

 

                                           Covid: the interview

She: “So, Covid, a global pandemic. Where did you come from?”

It: “Well, that’s commercial in-confidence. I can’t drop that bomb.”

 

She: “And why do you cause severe illness, even kill some?”

It: “That’s a design fault. Killing clients is just plain dumb.”

 

She: “Well if so, what’s your aim, your future plan?”

It: “More strains by mutation: more infectious, less lethal Anne.”

 

She: “How do you rate our Health and Prime Ministers’ fight against you?”

It: “Ha! A push over! Them and the stooges they appointed too.”

 

She: “What do you mean, how so? The media reports otherwise.”

It: “They talked about doonas, ignored me, ‘Go the footy, beers n pies!’

 

She: “But they got their act together when infections took off.”

It: “Lol! State Premiers saved their arse, ‘cept for one rolled Gold toff.

The Feds were all talk: ‘It’s not a race!’ Used me for political gain.

Vaccines, quarantine, incompetence, and Gladys’ negligent disdain.”

 

She: “So what’re your thoughts on anti-vaxers and freedom fighters?”

It: “My best allies, with LNP dog-whistlers and slimy vote-con fire lighters!”

 

She: “It’s been frank but not a pleasure Covid. Thanks for your time.”

It: “Fuck with Nature’s systems? Fateful Humans’ greedy paradigm…”

 

                  Everything but…

Their medicine, their phone, their house

Their car, the clothes worn by their spouse

Their food, and daily basic reliance

All good except that climate science.

 

 

                Taliban or Teleman?

So many similarities, wondering who’s worse?

Pernicious leaders, control life-thread’s purse

Say things, manipulate, announce intentions

Then do nothing,or exact opposite: all pretentions

According to extreme dogma, self-serving agenda

Laws, judiciary, media, democracy: forced surrender

Incarcerations, corruption, inequality, women’s rights

Religious fanatics malicious, to decent folks’ plights

Mullah-man or Scomo-man, it’s all about man

Madman, masterplan, gameplan, sovereign sacristan.

 

 

                 Fatboy

Manila George, he’s expectin’

Mugs to swallow his Ivermectin

Deluded toad asks us to respect him

As worms inhabit his neural sanctum

No way George, shove it up your rectum.

 

 

               Compulsive loopies

The Large Hadron Collider, when first started

Caused a disturbance, the Universe farted

Ominous, unseen, ubiquitous, lurking

Galaxial doom, huge hidden forces working.

 

5G, vaccines’ fake immunity: mutation’s knives

Containing surveillance chips, subjugating lives

And pedophile rings of protected politicians

Evil, World dominance, governance patricians.

 

Public conspiracies, some centuries old

Rinsed, recycled, contemporised, retold

Minds anxious or angry, Dopamine repeated

Addictive delusions, all logic defeated.

 

 

               Warfor?

They went, they fought, they saw

The rich people’s racist war

Born of men’s egotist sore

Staring at death’s dark door

As their life’s blood ebbed they swore

‘What the fuck was all this for…?’

 

 

                 Poor Potty

Porta Potty sat top of the law

Porta Potty his deeds we all saw

All the media and matey men

Couldn’t put Potty together again.

 

                   Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill walked off the hill

They didn’t do what they ‘oughta’

Jack’s shakedown broke the Crown

And Jill shone through the slaughter.

 

Up they got, the Royalist plot

As fast as they could shake her

To put to bed the lies they fed

Like vinegar and sandpaper.

 

 

          Fact or friction?

Cringe, deny, arguments insipid

Nixon said, ‘Facts are stupid!’

Caught out, exposed, media harassing

Facts can also be embarrassing.

 

Too real, too awful, or too threatening

Facts can also be inhibiting

Weird, awesome, obscure, challenging

To some they’re also intriguing, interesting.

 

New science facts, revealing, urgent, useful

Our future, guided, nurtured, hopeful?

Recorded, recalled, recognized, heeded

They can prevent, history repeated.

 

Overlooked, blinded, masked by cupid

Judgements, in love, facts not lucid

Amnesia, dementia, facts non-existent

Politics, greed, facts now subsistent.

 

Are entrenched beliefs a greater threat

To truth than lies? Yes, you bet!

Liars are outed, exposed as such

But facts shift beliefs? Not Very much.

 

Alternate, synthetic, made in liars’ cortex

Primed, timed, via the communications vortex

Organic facts, no toxins, artificial ingredients

Media monopoly, real facts’ threatened existence.

 

 

               Nothing to see…

With current debate, inciting hate

Pitting each State, mate against mate

Facts alternative, promises superlative

Fraudulent narrative, mendacity normative.

 

Faced with evidence, use denial’s pestilience

Negligent arrogance, with media maleficence

Distracting vague statement, side-tracking blatant

Bad news abatement, hence punters complacent.

 

With truth’s motility, increasing hostility

Via Fakebook’s mobility, it takes some agility

To sift through the verbage, of garbage reportage

Respect’s self-portage, from truth’s dire shortage.

 

 

                Bein’ LNP’d

Fools and their money soon parted

Voters’ brains, most likely farted

Taxpayers’ money now departed

Political favours secretly bartered

Privatisations, to mates gartered

Dodgy closed tenders so bighearted

Cronies’ wallets bullseye darted

Tax rorting avalanche LNP started

Debt: existing plus Corona comparted

Sovereign debt bubble now uncharted

Poor people, climate, blatantly martyred

Future Hell, hand basket carted.

 

 

  Terrorism’s whipping boys… (and girls)

Fake news, phoney wars, confected for profit

Collateral damage as civilians cop it

No rich kids, just ordinary folk in the frontline troops

Killed, maimed, mental health discharge, abandoned groups.

 

The cause/rise of terrorism, these unwinnable wars

The futility, consequence, the cost and timeline soars

All the above borne by plain folk, none of the cause

Not by safe rich pricks, and their unaccountable political whores.

 

 

                   Truth or dare

Desperate people do desperate things, a well-observed fact

Trickle-down’s made top ten percent of cats obscenely fat

The rest bled dry, feeling ripped off and cheated

Voting for frauds, populists, the clueless politically seated.

 

The plethora of media available for misuse

Creating false narratives, half-truths, omissions obtuse

Exploiting ignorance to pander, promote prejudice

Fact-free beliefs, stereotypes, creating undeserved auspice.

 

And trivial facts are conflated to distract from

Own misdeeds, incompetence, hypocritical slalom

Or creating, expounding long-held myths which

Are not proved nor disproved, to their star, liars hitch.

 

Issues of governance are complex and difficult

Add in allegiances, donor crony dues, religious cult

And risky shift, group think, self-interest desperation

For informed, altruistic, honest folk, there’s little penetration.

 

 

      The fifteenth man

Every election, it’s always the same

Progressive parties playing, a pre-rigged game

 

Cricket plays the game, eleven a side

With the twelfth man, as a spare ride

 

But the LNP bats, to number fifteen

Murdoch, Ch7, Ch9, the ABC’s IPA’d lean

 

With right-wing umpires, stooges hand-picked

Opponents bats one-handed, eleven-man licked.

 

 

            Divine porkies

Does praying cause lying, or neutralize such sin

As debt repaid, to empty the bin?

Or does lying create need, the will to pray

For forgiveness, respectability’s false payday?

 

These two rituals, in addition to other sins

Strongly coexist, in self-professed ‘Christians’

Adultery, rorting, corruption, politicians

Synonymous with praying, family-values practicians.

 

 

         One of many…

He said, she said, here we go again

A moment of truth, every now and then

The scales of justice, tilted by gender

Yet another way, women’s rights surrender.

 

 

       Whose staffer?

Perception by deception

Trolling by extolling

Turds big on buzzwords

Illusion by delusion

Distraction stymies olfaction

Reaction by inaction

Tweaking dirtfiles leaking

Sneaky lubricates squeaky

Precook lies on Fakebook

Expedience nil experience

Redaction covers putrefaction

Rebuttal, excuses on shuttle

Transaction frustrates faction

Standby rorter’s fallguy

Redundance equals abundance

Loyalist equals lobbyist

Or convenient public servant…

 

 

            Syllables

They came home in droves

From a war they proposed

  Was the war to end all wars

Heavily traumatised

Mentally victimised

  No-one, thought about the cause.

 

Shell-shock, the word

World War One first heard

  Returned troops simply discharged

Alcoholism, suicide

Domestic violence broadside

  Ignored, no help, society’s problems enlarged.

 

Then World War Two

Your country needs you

  On return, only one thing changed

Same sorry game

But with a new name:

  Battle fatigue, four syllables, still estranged.

 

With Korea and Vietnam

Experts: a new psalm

  Now eight syllables, government response the same

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Same mental prison warder

  Lives ruined, for what? Iraq, Afgan farce, same, futile pain game.

 

 

Seein’ the Corona, via eclipsed light

Global problems various

Mug punters’ lives precarious

Elites’ motives nefarious

Solitary for those gregarious

Online lives vicarious

Neglected needs multifarious

Solutions needed omnivarious

Practical ideas contrarious

Even those temerarious

Not ‘visionaries’ corneocalcareous

Emperors’ clothes hilarious!

 

                      Joke or journalist?

Journalists qualify, a degree at University

Coming from backgrounds with wide diversity

But a common requirement: submit to norms

Code of Ethics, public duty, regardless of platforms.

 

Graduation, a job, news stories written

Most become, a submissive news kitten

Dutifully writing, framing questions

Obscuring truth with false suggestions.

 

IF their paid output were Uni assignments

They’d surely result in failed assessments

Negative comments, a sea of red ink:

Subjective, not objective, inability to think.

 

‘Questions framed with bias, false narrative’

‘Report one-sided, not comparative’

‘Many facts omitted. Poor research or bias?’

‘Interview technique interruptive, impious’

‘Selective arguments misrepresent the truth’

‘Salient points missed, no investigative sleuth’

‘Need to do better, not journalistic standard’

‘Many questions unasked, people slandered.’

‘Unsubstantiated rubbish! See you in court!’

‘Hijacked democracy, for which Diggers fought…!’

 

 

                     Wealth

Billionaire in a life raft, mid-ocean, a tiny dot

Adrift, foreign crew mutinied, stole super yacht

Abandoned to die, no water, no hope

The worth of wealth, in this situation to cope?

 

A billion bucks would buy some water

A billion bucks is real wealth, not a flaunter

But what money gains, not so, wealth

Means naught, if what’s needed, is not on the shelf.

 

If money measures wealth, like scales measure weight

And money’s just printed, lent out at bank rate

To invest, speculate, maybe yield a gain

Does this indicate wealth, or just future pain?

 

And is this wealth earned, or simply inherited?

‘I’m a self-made man!’ falsely interpreted

Wealth creation from useful, productive enterprise?

Or rent-seeking privatised assets, no work, big prize.

 

The elite one percent, own half the world’s wealth

World’s debt: three hundred trillion, risen by stealth

Tax havens stash, thirty-two trillion, and through which passes

Half global trade, sovereign states cover, tax-cheating arses.

 

Much of this wealth, recently accumulated

By individuals, corporations who gamed the system, lubricated

By complicit, corrupt governments, insider promoters

By transferring public/private debt to conned voters.

 

By foreign debt loading, and profit alienation

Elites’ euphemisms for legalised greed alimentation

When liferaft Earth’s destroyed, shelves bare, ravaged

The only earning is learning, the only wealth is knowledge.

 

 

               The unreal news reel

Real news, fake news, good and bad

Facts alternative, used news sad

Transient, modified, stretched a tad

Ephemeral, evolving, nothing iron-clad

Breaking, sensation, frenzied nomad

Half-truth, post-truth, world gone mad

Reliable source or corrupt lying cad

Principled journos, or you’ve been had

Robotic fact checker, I’ll be glad

Oh… what if it’s hacked by someone like Vlad?

 

 

                       Climbing  the  ladder.

            Grizzle, growl, grumble, gripe

         Niggle,    nag,     sabotage,    snipe

     Disrupt, destabilize, discredit, derail

Countermine,  constrain,  cripple,  curtail

 

         Fawn,         grovel,         lick,         suck

 

         Flounce,        flout,         flirt,        fuck

 

         Bully, brown-nose, besmirch, brag

 

         Whisper,  white-ant,  subvert, slag

 

         Fake it  ’til  you  make   people  sick

 

       Personal quals of an ambitious prick.

 

 

 

 

                     The Fuxer

Washed up, has-been, second-hand fixer

No more cheerleader: the Dorothy Dixer

Hissy, whiney, fopdoodle runt

Self-descriptor: ‘You’re such a cunt!’

 

Life-long Super, perks now his shout

Another trough sought, for a greedy snout

Secret Defence contracts, in the know

Blood-sucking pipes: where to grow?

 

Les Submerinos, French underwater sheep?

Non-fighting fighter jets, costly to keep?

But a guided proboscis, elephant trunk keener?

To suck our blood dry, like a vacuum cleaner.

 

 

The Miscellaneous Allied Flute-reamers and Pipe-joiners

The Bankers Association, Minerals Council, and Pharmacy Guild

The Farmers Federation, Medical Association, all strong willed

Business Council too, self-interests, they all zealously persue

Media appearances, the breezy, unchallenged, friendly interview.

 

Afforded respect, unquestioned expertise, motives and authority

They spruik half-truths, their false narrative priority

These business UNIONS (a rose by any other name…)

All connive, lobby, donate politically, play the same game.

 

Their political influence, on right-wing policy, budgets, regulation

Their dark money spending on advertising, lobbyists, legislation

To protect and enhance their members’ profit situation

And rarely, if ever, any media scrutiny, public revelation.

 

Then there’s those industrial UNIONS, bludgers the lot of ’em

Alleged lying, bullying, secret deals, workplace strike mayhem

Shame on them, promoting workers interests, work safety, proper pays

Promoting training, apprenticeships, exposing shonky business ways…

 

 

Blowflies

The outback cork-strung Aussie hat

Shooing flies, swat-beating acrobat

Drawl through teeth, beers to shout

Mouth kept closed, to keep flies out.

 

But one sub-species, self-selected tribe

Lying Nil Probity mob, open to bribe

Fall over themselves, thick as flies

Open their mouths, to let out lies…

 

 

                          Inheritance tax

If it’s clapped-out, worn-out, broken and non-functional

It’s time to get a new one, nothing there unusual

But when it comes to planets, the market’s very slim

Youngsters must make do, inheritance clearly grim.

 

Three hundred trillion, world debt and increasing

Government, mortgage, credit, uni fees: rises never ceasing

Lost job security, wage theft, zero hours contracts, casualised

Politicians complicit, their donor-cronies’ wishes realised.

 

Our government for a pittance, sold our gold reserves

Squandered the proceeds, buying vote-self-preserves

The looming financial crisis, prolonged economic collapse

Will hit young’ns hard, their chances will elapse.

 

Political stability: flaky, hijacked, dodgy and dangerous

Even ‘safe’ democracy, owned, corrupt, outrageous

The permanence of terrorism, born of confected wars

And ‘collateral damage’ nonfeasance, revenge’s festering sores.

 

The real weapons of mass destruction: polluting fossil fuels

Sea levels rising, mass migration, climate-denying fools

Eighty percent of people, living in estuarine cities drowned

Abandoned, inherited costs, of rebuilding on higher ground.

 

And speaking of oceans, as they increasingly acidify

Future recipients, ripped off innocently, angry, will ask, ‘why?’

Expanding giant deadspots, where everything living has died

Greed, pollution, exploitation, extinctions, wanton ecocide.

 

As toxic waste, fracking for gas, destroys aquifers, water supplies

Future wars over safe fresh water, will come as no surprise

Looming epidemics, mis-used antibiotics, now made useless

Despite warnings for decades, made to the uncaring clueless.

 

So millennials, it’s time to realize, on which side your bread is buttered

Wake up to the lies, by old farts constantly uttered

To vote for change urgently, so you don’t end up toast

Or inherit a planet like a charred weekend roast.

 

We’ve lived the best years, bequeathed the worst

Greedy old elites putting their wealth first

While sleepwalking induced, by addictive social media

Mass perception, easy deception, mortal mass acedia.

 

Time to counter my generation’s, selfish old duffers

The ignorant, the bigoted, as not one of them suffers

The threat of a future, burdened, taxed in every way

Your future, not theirs, with no future price to pay.

 

                     PTD

Everyone knows about STDs

Virus or Rickettsias, infect with ease

Right wing politics mimicking nature

Political appointees’ pervasive tenure.

 

Judges, Commissioners, public servant

‘Independent’ watchdogs, positions important

Every sphere of influence now infected

Right wing ideologues groomed, selected.

 

The political equivalent of deliberate syphilis

Now silently creeping through governance CNS

Insidious disabling of our democratic threads

Politically Transmitted Disease, today’s Reds under Beds.

 

 

                           Rattus rattus

Lying rodents and weapons scares

‘Mission accomplished!’ arrogant airs

Collateral damage, nobody cares

Horrendous life, the child bears.

 

Resistance, reprisals, ISIS rears

Terrorist killings, world-wide affairs

Refugees pilloried, fear impairs

Logic, compassion, not hatred’s wares.

 

Opportune redhead, ignorance pairs

Job-loss fears, Islam, and declares

Populist rants whose lies ensnares

Corporate victims, inequality’s nightmares.

 

Sold our gold, privatised silverwares

Squandered mining boom, voter bears

Structural deficits, debt-laden heirs

Dog whistle hate speech, racism flares.

 

Sly rodent peddles mendacious ‘repairs’

Re-writing history, smug ego dares

Defend indefensibles, by god he swears

The lives of millions, his ‘conscience’ wears.

 

 

                         Evil

US destroyer, off coast of Vietnam, height of the Russian cold war

Sonar operator, heard a noise, reported torpedo he ‘saw’

White House said, a hostile act, it’s war that we’ll declare

On the scourge of communism, its evil intent, reds under beds beware.

 

Sonar operator, re-checked his readings, discovered his error, false alarm

White House ignored, lied, covered up, then declared war on Vietnam

So our fawning government, arse licker Tories, said, ‘We’ll help out’

Our boys drafted, eighteen years old, a beer, they couldn’t legally shout.

 

Lots never came home, those who did, disabled, physically and mentally

Our government, most people, couldn’t care less, their lives not in penalty

And decades later, Laos, Vietnam, people still kick bombs, or are poisoned

The only help, ironic the care, from Vets, once foe, now, eyes moistened.

 

US troops, drafted and sent, given Amphetamines with government consent

“It makes them better soldiers!” an evil lie, with benefits convenient

Contributing, enabling, drug-crazed civilian massacres like Mylai

And eight hundred thou addicts went home, to the “War on drugs!” cry.

 

Do we learn? Does history repeat? Nah, never, or so the story goes

But few decades later, more lies, cover-up, weapons of mass destruction arose

Bush, Blair, lying rodent Howard, his decision, his ego, world stage to strut

Like children overboard, our kids to war, all based on lies and scuttlebutt.

 

With corporates like Halliburton profiting billions, with ties to Rumsfeld and Cheney

Soldiers, civilians, lives squandered for profit, collateral damage miscellany

And all this time later, depleted Uranium, eighteen tonnes blow in the dust

With kids born daily, deformed, diseased, and civilians, their lives daily must

 

Walk through 400K burrowed cluster bombs, unspent, exploding when stepped on

Not heard on the ‘News,’ but “Mission accomplished!” the arrogant public con

And Deputy dawg Howard huffing,”Did I do good George, did I? Did I?”

This unholy mess, history repeats, predicated once more on a fat lie.

 

And under their noses, Sunni Prisoners in camps, planned future quest for power

Names, contacts, networking, all written on underpants in plain sight of scour

Upon release, the birth of ISIS, worldwide support with organised acts of terror

As the French sold them munitions, Turks bought their oil, money, root of all evil bearer.

 

And the worst of it is, recidivist, repeat offenders, these confected interventions, mass murders

By right-wing perpetrators, lying, conniving dog-whistlers, our self-serving political herders

Who ignore the plight of poor survivors: disabled, mental health, poverty, of veterans, refugees

Yet sanitize, glory-seek, spend billions, on politicised, grandiose memorials and ceremonies.

 

In contemporary times, Ambos, Nurses, Teachers: criticised, assaulted and abused

And frontline low-paid workers: casualised, penalty rates, rights and conditions bruised

Suddenly Corona, essential workers! All hailed Heros, with miracle protection assumed

Political platitudes, post-Corona: like Veterans, use-by date expired, normal service resumed.

 

 

Blood suckers

Beware the Aussie mozzie

Blood suckers in dick-sticker cozzie

It’s greedy, relentless, no conscience

Its utterences all false nonsense.

 

The method of feeding’s the same

A carefully constructed game

First identify a government subsidy

For privatised service or utility.

 

Then donate big to the ruling party

And pay lobbyists, hale and hearty

Win contracts, set up second-rate services

Maximise profits, suit own purposes.

 

Then set up methods of accounting

To hide those profits that are mounting

So as to avoid, to pay zero tax

Easy-peasy with laws so lax.

 

And to make sure the blood keeps flowing

Enlist the media, the public from knowing

With some profits to, politics still going

Business tax cuts, curried favour sowing.

 

The Public-Private Partnership dishonest con

Need, cost-benefit, over-egged come-on

Taxpayers take the risk, put up the dough

Carry loss or subsidise profit if it makes a go.

 

With taxpayer-funded infrastructure cost

And subsidies, tax breaks, environment lost

For miners, primary producer, sucked blood for the few

Environment repairs, more donor blood due.

 

Suck too much blood, the donor dies

Business plan threatened, tell more lies

Promote the basic income guarantee

A blood suckers’ supply warranty.

 

And beware the entitled West Aussie mozzie

Flying about in the Armani cozzie

Official business that just won’t wait

A horse race, AFL game on the same date!

 

So how to fight back, promote rejection

Get some Aussie mozzie protection?

Inform yourself, of the facts

Don’t vote for the corrupted hacks.

 

Don’t care, not interested? ‘They’re all the same!’

Your blood still sucked, no-one to blame

But you, yourself, excuses lame

The system, you, those mozzies will game!

 

            Hobbled, nobbled turkeys gobbled

The crowned clowns of conservative con

Politically keep on, keeping on

Secret, uncontrolled mirth and derision

For mug voters, yet again set upon.

 

How good must it feel, just smugly knowing

Their policy victims, are everytime going

To be conned, no risk, minds never sowing

Any idea, seeds of doubt, just support, still growing.

 

‘Best help for the poor, down-trodden, ill health

Is tax cuts and subsidies, for elites with wealth’

Three decades of ‘trickle down’ by dishonest stealth

Poor much poorer, one percent own, half the world’s wealth.

 

With more people sussing the trickle down con

The new game’s now the skills shortage try-on

Attacking the poor, and those pushed to poverty, chosen yon

Shutting down unions, worker protections, empowerment gone.

 

So spruik ideology, self-interest, as national interest

Wars on terror, doth munitions billionaires suit best

Workers’ tax bracket creep, raise GST on, all the rest

Umm… Why not just raise, the threshold test?

 

They announce cruel, unfair policy guncotton

Plainly so bad, for all to see, unforgotten

Then pare it back, not quite so rotten

Crossbench support, ill gains thus gotten.

 

Then massive cuts to programs, welfare

Then wait some time , for waning care

Then grandly announce, unblinking, fanfare

‘Record’ increase (four percent!), cut program ‘repair.’

 

And ‘good for humanity,’ is burning of coal

Moral duty, save India’s poor, the egregious goal

As renewables are evil, bad for the soul

Donor cronies, mug voters, cheer this role.

 

When clueless ineptitude, comes to the fore

Start the blame game, expose the rotten core

Of leaners: the unemployed, disabled, sick people galore

And pensioners, state schools, asking for more!

 

Or confect a budget crisis, stop making cars

Record mortgages: good, but debt’s for galahs

While wasting billions, ‘Stop the boats!’ the refos from Mars

Fleeing wars, weapons, mass destruction, inflicted by our lying czars.

 

And all that’s needed, is to speak ‘slogan’

To cheer resonant phrases, don’t have to be bogan

Promote fear, prejudice, belief, in fairy dust showmen

Even when, agile, wordy windbag, replaces repugnant shogun grogan.

 

With complicit media, the mugs lap it up

‘Strong borders,’ women, kids, the sacrifical pup

The conned losers, are the biggest losers, less in their cup

Recession, more cuts for the mugs, on caviar, the rich sup.

 

And sack public servants, bludgers, lefties, the lot of them

Then pay private consultants, twice the price, no problem

Corporates, multinationals, ‘advice’ from self-interest will stem

Perpetual motion, as political donations, flow straight back to ’em.

 

And big oil/coal paid scientists, pollies to lie

About climate change, causes, solutions, alibi

There’s billions for banks, GFC threatened by

But renewables? Ruinous, economic con to ply.

 

Value a human life, by GDP per capita, age, gender, race?

Now or fifty years future, what will they face?

No contest, cos the IGR warns of debt and deficit apace

‘Robbing’ the future, despite climate disasters all over the place.

 

Kakistocracy or timocracy? Of both they can boast

Not real democracy, as perceived by most

Except those in the know, owned by host

Who sneer at serviles, unknowingly on toast.

 

Research into conservative, right-wing voters, ‘thinkers’

Shows limited ability, with complex issues, intellectual blinkers

Along with irrational, heightened sense of fear, anxious tinkers

Belief strengths and accuracy, inversely proportional: validity sinkers.

 

So what sort of voter describes you? A mug, rusted on?

Conned by economic models, false assumptions? No pro versus con?

Ignoring facts, ‘Hey look over there!’ Distracting lexicon.

Are you a turkey, self-caged, voting, for the Christmas cook-a-thon?

 

Swamps

Swamps are a much-maligned phenomenon

Murky, yucky, slimy liaison

Of lurking, pestilent, dangerous creatures,

With predatory, evil, blood-sucking features

 

True portrayal of the political swamp

As the wealthy elites, on the masses stomp

By secretly wielding, influence, power

Siphon public wealth to their ivory tower.

 

So corporate dark money funds think tanks

‘Unbiased opinion, respectable,’ seek only thanks

Mass media, lobbyists, government: a blurred spectrum

Anonymous dark donors, the ‘government’s’ plectrum.

 

The dark money hires, well-paid recruits

Who write favoured laws, for selfish pursuits

Apprenticeships served, networks established

Selected for election, power-base embellished.

 

Swamp dwellers everywhere, play the same game

Trade deals, cheap debt, regulations by any name

Wars, spending priorities, privatised bureaucracy

Political favours, TPP, with blatant hypocrisy.

 

The bigger, the deeper, murkier the swamp

The greater the wealth, the funnel, the chomp

Of taxpayers’ funds to the elite unproductive

The rich get richer, the poor get plucked of…

 

Recessions, GFC, debt bubbles no risk

Elites bailed out by taxpayers’ fisc

Or have their funds hidden in off-shore shelters

Ready for the next game, of government wealth smelters.

 

Draining the swamps, good luck with that

Bribes (Sorry! Donations), assassinations, brickbat?

Expose and banish the ugly alligators?

Replaced by crocodiles, disguised as pond skaters.

 

           Btrootr

 

2L8 m8, ur Dds @wrk

Aka sx, a qt prk

We c u 4 who u r

NE1, evn a glr

Wld h8 2 c u sta m8

Thx 4 0, c u L8r, in-gr8.

 

Question Time: Rooter? Rorter? Oughta?

 

It’s people’s Question Time in the house

‘Mr. Speaker, I address my question, to the pubic louse

The boozy beetroot: he awake after lunch?

My questions based, on known fact and hunch.’

 

‘Take beet out of beetrooter, what have you got?’

‘Did she offer, or he ask, the burger with the lot?’

‘His office, or after hours, extra-curricular?’

‘Expenses paid, by who in particular?’

 

‘Did conscience, wife, family, dent his libido?’

‘Or hot air and spin, swell his glibido?’

‘Will the bonking beetroot admit he’s a hypoclite?’

‘Will the beetroot resign, collect no remit?’

 

‘Hear! Hear! …the members all call

The beetrooter rises, begins his drawl

‘Mr. Speaker, I won’t respond, to fake news

I demand respect, my privileged dues.’

 

But the rumours turned out, to be true

And many more questions, need answers too

Travel expense, water buy-backs, inland rail

Ethics, transparency, probity fail?

 

            The worst -ology?

A plethora of -ologies, but agnotology, favoured modern strategy

The biggest scam, game in town, masked by its own audacity

To further self-interest, promote mass ignorance, sow the seeds of doubt

With bogus science, media compliance, ‘facts’ we can do without.

 

Imagine the ease, the ploy of sleaze, using info to increase

The level of ignorance, denial, apathy, action sure to cease

So falsified knowledge, not lack of knowledge, a better form of ignorance

Cos ‘informed’ ignorance, the best foot soldier, to aid in corrupt interference.

 

The added bonus, with no onus, with ‘alternative facts’ entrenched

Most difficult task, questions asked, to make zealotry quenched

Misinformation, to unteach, the first step required

Before correct concepts, can be understood, mentally acquired.

 

Big tobacco perfected the game, money the easy means

Climate change, vaccination, ‘bubble’ economy raids, creationism, all similar scenes

The vested interests win the day, with years, decades, comes enlightenment

By then damage done, profits won, no justice, nor reparation entitlement.

 

So easy to do: lies, deception not illegal, and paid political cronies

Internet click-bait, ephemeral attentiveness, and bought, column-space phonies

Our limited short-term working memory, versus complex issue hindrance

Agnotology: the how and why of social construction of ignorance.

 

    Impotent, important POTUS

 

Human throwback, alternate artefact

Obnoxious wrecking ball, hope he’s sacked

POTUS has soured into orange PUS

Minorities, the planet, poor, poor us…

 

    The Attic

 

To ignorant, conned voters, he’s blindly charismatic

Across society’s perception, totally prismatic

To world order, he’s dangerously problematic

His megalomania is plainly axiomatic

Decisions, policy, ideologically erratic

Ideas, thinking, completely dogmatic

Behaviour around women, grotesquely spermatic

View of the world, the future, astigmatic

Effects on economy, world peace traumatic

Narcissistic blame-shifting diabatic

Media appearances melodramatic

His ‘shithole’ comments, racist, automatic

Talks with world leaders undiplomatic

His governing style undemocratic

His winds of change menacingly katabatic

Refilling the swamp, own crony crocs, autocratic

Repeating lies, alternate facts, always emphatic

Early demise, make decent people ecstatic

For the common good, he should be locked in his attic.

 

 

Our dog’s got rich fleas

Multinationals and their media -mate sly hyenas

Having killed democracy in western arenas

Now gorge on the carcass, the public purse asses

Stealing the power, status and money, from the masses.

 

The dog on the chain, loosely called the government

Wants to cut business tax, their “too high” argument

Thirty percent, but only sixteen actually paid

With Tech firms half that, due to games played.

 

Debt-loading the Australian branch to avoid tax

Borrowings for overseas branches, dumped here, laws lax

And profit alienation, overseas branch charges heaps

For Oz products sold, less profits, less the taxman keeps.

 

So the enriched, donor-crony rich, consolidate, entrench

Fleas sucking blood, the chained dog’s unhealthy stench

The poor tax-paying punters, sense the dog dying

Elite fleas jump to the new dog, same con plying.

 

                      My owl impression: Who?

Shirtfront backfire, same sex marriage ire

Pretend to fight fire, fear monger pariah

Compulsive liar, climate change denier

No corporate flier, shonk-stooge plier

War-monger friar, secret hair dyer

Puppet for hire, Lodge desirer.

Addicted trier, follows bike tyre

Misogynist qualifier, hardship multiplier

Leadership occupier, fraud, false qualifier

Oath-breaking crier, promise/lies emulsifier

Smuggled budgie attire, leadership quagmire

Head butt backfire, ‘Shit happens’ personifier.

 

Refugees

Hot, humid, humiliating, halfway

Futile, fascist, foetid foray

Abhorred, abandoned, anxious, aweigh

Ripped-off, rorted, refoulement relay

Taunted, tortured, truthless toupee

Groundhog gateway, great grief gourmet

Secreted segue, sadism’s spillway

Denied, denounced, decoction dray

Pilloried plaints, political prey

Horrid, human, heartache highway

Living scarecrows keep would-bes away

Heartless politicians in some way will pay…

 

Global village, two warring tribes

Just another personal survey,

provocative political thinking purvey

Your leanings, bias, alliance analysis,

the current western political paralysis?

A summary of your points of difference,

a solution-plan starting reference

Otherwise chaos breaking bad,

are you a prog, or are you a trad?

 

Do you like change, opportunity, new ways,

or order, discipline, routine days?

Oppose homophobia, sexism and racism,

or hate the people targeted by these -isms?

Support human rights, a moral progressive,

or yearn for yesteryear’s values conservative?

If the former, you’re a lefty globalist,

or the latter, you’re a localist nationalist.

 

All primates are born with two innate things to fear,

on alert, flinching, don’t go near

Anything creeping, like snakes on the ground,

anything falling, swooping at us, earthbound

Other fears learned, otherwise some cautious, shy,

the rest curious, approachable, want to know why

These primitive emotions, our survival furled,

now the dividing line in this complex, modern world.

 

Globalists are informed, connected, vocal,

their insistence, persistence riles opposing locals

Who burr up with hate, feeling threatened, left behind,

tribalism their answer, responses unkind

Demanding tough, nationalist, authoritarian measures,

to restore life lost, to the past’s simple pleasures

Government’s, institution’s, democracy’s social capital,

trust-based, gone, tunnel-thinking, crippled occipital.

 

Enter mass data, Google, Facebook, etcetera,

right wing elites fund strategies from the military psyops area

Targeting the less educated, older, the paranoid,

fake news to those more likely, best persuaded to avoid

Supporting the globalists, their trite educated speak,

devious, secret manipulations for opportunists at their peak

To steal elections, referendums with no national interest,

conned voting sheeple, localists’ futile quest.

 

So what of the future, a plausible solution,

for voters to shun, fraudulent, opportunistic pollution

Immediate accountability, no covering each others’ backs,

and truth in all things, no alternative facts

And city-centric green groups, less strident, less shrill,

some compromise, empathy, pragmatism, not blind overkill.

Fix inequity, inequality, with digital, social inclusion,

education, opportunity, and fair wealth distribution.